Back when I was busy tearing up the Seattle youth music scene in my flannel shirt and ripped jeans, there were three questions that I would always get asked. Who are your influences? What does your band sound like? And what shampoo do you use to get your hair to have that much bounce?
While I always had an answer for the last questionโno hair product can give you luscious locks like theseโthe first two always struck me as somewhat pointless, mostly because whatever answer you gave, you usually came across like a pretentious jerk. My influences? Well, let me list three of the most famous artists of all time that my band doesnโt really sound anything likeโBeatles, Rolling Stones, Pink Floydโand then add a few more obscure artists to give myself some indie credโAlex Chilton, Bad Fingerโand then top it off with the mandatory inclusion of at least one rap groupโCypress Hill, The Pharcyde etc.
As for my sound? Well, take early U2 but mix it with Kirk Hammettโs guitar playing, but only from the breakdown in โMaster of Puppets,” and then imagine all of that being backed by Mark Knopflerโs riff from โSultans of Swing.โ Thatโs track three on our new album, โWhat Morrissey Would Sound Like If He Wasnโt So Bad With The Ladies.โ
See what I mean? Comparing yourself to other established bands is never going to be enough. So letโs get this out of the way. Yes, Blitzen Trapperโs new album, Destroyer of the Void, sounds like Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Yes, it sounds like a poor manโs White Album. Yes, lead singer and primary songwriter Eric Earley occasionally gets nasally with his storytelling lyrics just like Bob Dylan. Youโre going to hear about this in pretty much whatever review of this album you read.
But hereโs the thing. Somewhere in the process of making all those comparisons, weโre forgetting that a poor manโs White Album is still pretty good fare, and more importantly, that while Destroyer of the Void does sound like all of the above, it also has a lot of its own mojo going on.
The evidence is all over the album. Standout track โLaughing Lover,โ with its galloping beat and funk-style guitar breaks, gives a bit of a new twist to the familiar formula of vocal harmonies over piano blasts. โDestroyer of the Voidโ is the bandโs attempt at an opening suite and clocks in at over six minutes, running the gambit from crooning angelic vocals to a weird sample of a public service announcement to some gritty stop-and-start guitar.
Itโs not like Blitzen Trapper doesnโt understand what sort of music theyโre playing. โEvening Starโ even sports the self-aware lyrics, โYou need some stonewashed jeans/And a time machine/To take you back.โ And on the closing track, โSadie,โ which may be the most derivative song on the album in all its tambourine-shaking glory, Easley sings, โIโm left here with nothing but this cheap love song.โ
Well, come on now, Blitzen Trapper! Enough with the self-deprecation. Iโm trying to help you out over here. At the very least, a listen to Destroyer of the Void will remind you why you fell in love with all those classic albums it evokes in the first place.
Who knows? It might even get you to fire up the turntable and blow the dust off that old vinyl copy of Dylanโs Blonde on Blonde. Or better yet, you might end up singing along with the title track from CSNYโs Dรฉjร Vuโa very fitting lyric considering the occasion. We have all been here before, indeed.

