Failing to recognize someone you know out in public is embarrassing for anyone. But when youโre Elton John loudly mistaking Bob Dylan as a trespassing gardener in a room full of celebrities who all know each other, well, that storyโs just cringey enough to be memoir-worthy.
To be fair, the โRocket Manโ singer was deep in the throes of drug addiction when he made his awkward faux pas. Still, that didnโt stop the room from falling into a โshocked silence,โ as John described in his autobiography Me.
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A Hush Fell Over The Room After The Gardener Outburst
As he described the multiple times his peers and colleagues tried to convince him he needed rehabilitation for his drug addiction, Elton John brought up one fateful night in Los Angeles in the late 1980s. John, who had been renting a house in southern California at the time, decided to host a huge backyard barbecue, inviting โeveryone I knew that was in town.โ
โBy the middle of the evening, I was flying, absolutely out of my mind, when a scruffy-looking guy I didnโt recognize wandered into the party,โ John wrote. โWho the hell was he? It must be one of the staff, a gardener. I loudly demanded to know what the gardener was doing helping himself to a drink.โย
John said that the party suddenly dropped into a โshocked silence.โ Eventually, Johnโs assistant, Bob Halley, broke the quiet. โโElton, thatโs not the f***ing gardener,โ John recalled Halley saying. โItโs Bob Dylan.โ
Elton John Tried To Smooth Things Over With Bob Dylan
Embarrassed at his very public gardener gaff and, as Elton John put it, โcoked out of [his] brain,โ the pianist quickly rushed over to Bob Dylan to try and make amendsโฆmuch to the chagrin of the called-out songwriter. โโBob! Bob! We canโt have you in those terrible clothes, darling,โโ John told Dylan. โโCome upstairs, and Iโll fit you out with some of mine at once. Come on, dear!โโ
John described Dylanโs expression as โhorrified.โ Nevertheless, John continued to try to push Dylan out of the garden party and into the house so that John could dress him in some less-scruffy-looking duds. Luckily for Dylan, divine intervention by a former Beatle interrupted the clumsy shuffle. โAs I continued propelling him out of the garden, I heard the unmistakable sound of George [Harrison]โs mordant, Scouse-accented voice calling out to me. โElton,โ he said. โI really think you need to go steady on the old marching powder.โโ
The cringe-worthy anecdote certainly painted a portrait of a musician struggling under the weight of fameโs excess. (Indeed, when George Harrison, who was no stranger to hard drugs himself, tells you that you need to slow down, that should tell you something.) Thankfully, John was able to recover from his addiction and continue his career successfully. But we canโt help but think that embarrassing garden party blunder is one of those memories Elton John canโt help but wince at when it pops up in his mindโand honestly, the same probably goes for Bob Dylan.
